Conversation between me and my imaginary friend:
Regarding my Divine Guidance Coaching:
I can’t tell you which direction you need to go – I can’t tell you what your life purpose is – I can’t tell you about your relationship direction…
… but I CAN tell you who to ask to get those answers:
Go to God!
Imaginary Friend: Oh, jeez. That doesn’t help me. I pray to God and nothing happens. Is he even listening to me?
Um, yeah. Uh huh. The problem isn’t with God. The problem might actually be with YOU.
Imaginary Friend: How dare you suggest there’s something wrong with me.
WELL… CHECK – are you wearing your glasses? Is your hearing aid even turned ON? Check your hearing aid batteries. Did you recharge them this morning?
Imaginary Friend: What the heck do you mean?
I MEAN – God IS speaking to you. You’re just not HEARING Him. You might be listening. You might be listening really hard. But if your hearing aid has a dead battery or if you forgot to press the ON switch, the communication AIN’T gonna happen.